Best/Worst Analogies of high school students

[Yike Lu]

http://www.losteyeball.com/index.php/2007/06/19/56-worstbest-analogies-of-high-school-students/

 

[euroazn]

Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake.

 

[bigbadwolf]

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Maybe this one is meant to be a joke?

 

[Yike Lu]

Nobody said these were all from students who could not make up a good metaphor... they were just the most humorous.